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IAN DEX SUPERNATURAL THRILLERS
Contemporary supernatural comedy for adults! Contains adult themes and language.
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A demon-powered mage is on the loose. He’s bent on world domination, but his conquest starts on the Vegas Strip!
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A necromancer raises an army of zombies to take over the Vegas Strip!
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Ian enters the Netherworld’s Badlands and gets chased by dragons through the 9 levels of Hell.
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Ian and Harvey run off to London because Rachel has been kidnapped!
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Ian Dex struggles with his feelings toward Rachel Cress as the Vegas Strip gets thrown into a maelstrom of beasts who are bent on destruction.
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When vampire venom mixes with Las Vegas Paranormal Police Chief Ian Dex, he gains access to power like he’s never known.
PIPER & PAYNE SUPERNATURAL THRILLERS
Contemporary supernatural comedy for adults! Contains adult themes and language.
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A Retriever. A Reaper. A nefarious criminal who is turning normals into vampire zombies!
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Ambushed Retrievers. A haunted past. A damn wolf who thinks he’s descended from Thor.
TALES FROM THE LAND OF ONONOKIN
Comedic Fantasy that’s lighthearted and downright fun!
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It’s Whizzfiddle’s 650th birthday and he is offered the opportunity to do one of the mysterious Fate Quests. If he succeeds he’ll end up with a bag of diamonds … or will he?
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Whizzfiddle the wizard has to find a quest, get it contracted, and finish it to the letter within 30 days or he’ll lose his guild membership status, meaning he’ll have to actually work for a living.
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Paulie is a Vampire who went through the daily grind of life until a fateful day when a newly infected Werewolf landed on his doorstep.
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Criminals are trying to make erection meds out of Zombie parts. Bob’s not a fan of this, especially since it was his hand that they stole. Worse yet, if they mix things together incorrectly, Bob will die…for real.
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Gappy Whirligig is an industrious Gnome who still has a number of years before he has reached the age of tinkering. But has just suffered a devastating life-changing event that makes him decide to leave Hubintegler in order to become his own Gnome.
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Gungren has had it with being merely an apprentice, and the Fates happen to have a few quests that may fit the bill. Now Whizzfiddle has to help young Gungren to get to that next level as they team up to search for a prince who has been kidnapped!
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Gungren is sent out on the 2nd of his three-part Fate Quest. He has to bring back Major Wiggles from the battlefront because the man’s four brothers have been killed and the army doesn’t want Mrs. Wiggles to lose her only remaining son!
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Gungren is on the final leg of his three-part Fate Quest. He must fight in The Ultimate Dragon Fighting Championship, and everyone knows that people don’t tend to get out of the arena alive!
PLATOON F
Comedic SciFi that’s laced with innuendo and impossible physics!
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Ensign Orion Murphy is a year out of the Advanced Training program for the Segnal Space Marine Corps. He is assigned to a top-secret mission by Rear Admiral Stanley Parfait, and there is nothing but trouble the entire way.
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Lieutenant Orion Murphy is scheduled for execution due to a clerical error. His only out is to undergo a complete physical makeover, get a rank and name change, and agree to take over a new platoon in the Segnal Space Marine Corps (SSMC).
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A group of antiquated robots have decided that they’ve had enough of being treated like second-class citizens. The Segnal people soon learn that you really don’t want to mess with the robots who run the sewers.
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A space probe that was sent out 500 years ago has returned…sort of. It’s actually a copy of the original model of The SSMC Voyeur, which begs the question: What happened to the original craft?
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After their last mission, the Segnal Space Marine Corps (SSMC) saw the value of the GONE Drive. Moving through space in a blink of an eye would appeal to any military body, especially to Rear Admiral Parfait who has a bit of a thing for military bodies.
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After a close call in the year 2440 at the planet called ‘Earth,’ the crew of The SSMC Reluctant makes a quick escape back to their home of Segnal.
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Captain Donn Harr and the crew of The SSMC Reluctant just got away from the Segnal Space Marine Corps only to find themselves conscripted into a new military by a race who calls themselves themselves the Overseers.
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Captain Don Harr and the crew of The SSMC Reluctant must work together to help save their former commander (Rear Admiral Parfait) from a band of kidnappers! Worse yet, Platoon F now has a couple of cavemen on board.
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The crew of The SSMC Reluctant is thrown into an impossible mission. Lord Overseer Veli has been unveiled, and his nefarious plans may finally spell the end of Platoon F!
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The fate of Earth, Segnal, and the entire human race lies in the hands of Captain Don Harr and his crew of misfit androids. They have to hunt down former Lord Overseer Veli before it’s too late!
THE QUEEN ARTHUR ADVENTURES
Comedic Fantasy that’s influenced by Monty Python & Benny Hill
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Arthur and the Knights of the Roundtable set off on a quest to retrieve the magical talisman while Merlin joins the adventure so that he may film the entire ordeal.
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In a search for Dr. Allison Smith, Arthur must travel to the future with Merlin, Guinevere, and the knights. Oh, and the King of Scotland accidentally joined them, too.
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Arthur and his troop are ready to get back to Camelot. But instead of returning to Camelot, a glitch landed them back in Ancient Rome!
THE INTERGALACTIC INVESTIGATION BUREAU
Comedic SciFi mysteries that are chock full of aliens and corporate intrigue!
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Two robotic deaths and a grouping of terrorist attacks threaten the very existence of the enormous CCOP space station and all of its inhabitants.
THE LASSITER FILES
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Lassiter is an elite assassin who consistently strives for perfection. Unfortunately, he also has a soft spot for lost causes and that often lands him into more trouble than he bargained for.
BIO
John P. Logsdon was born in Takoma Park, MD, in the U.S.A. He has worked in the online games industry as a producer, a product manager, a director of content development, and an executive producer. He also worked in several positions as a software engineer.
He writes in a number of series.
Tales from the Land of Ononokin is a comedic Fantasy series that takes the known aspects of most fantasy worlds and flips it on its head. There are two major pieces to Ononokin: the Upperworld and the Underworld. They are separated by a dimensional plane. In the Upperworld you have knights, wizards, kings, dwarfs, halflings, and all those things you expect from medieval type fantasy. In the Underworld you have trolls, vampires, werewolves, dark halflings, gnomes, and all those things you’d expect in the “evil” side of standard fantasy. But the Underworld is not evil…they’re just technologically advanced!
Platoon F is a comedic SciFi series that is intended to be a little over-the-top. A brand new platoon of misfits in the Segnal Space Marine Corps is formed to take on missions that nobody else wants, but soon it becomes clear that this crew is more resourceful than anyone ever imagined.
The Intergalactic Investigation Bureau is a comedic SciFi series that is intended to provide the reader with a full, interesting story that has deep characters and interesting twists and turns. Imagine a massive floating corporation in the middle of the galactic empire. Mix that with corporate America, throw in a bunch of different alien races and tons of member planets, and jump into the center of the investigation team that has to keep everything in check.
Other worlds John writes in include The Galactic Thieves, The Lassiter Files, and Queen Arthur.
John currently lives in North Carolina with his wife and chihuahua.
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