What would Bert do if a bird shit on him?

Larry DT

Cadet 1st Class
1) fling it back at the bird like a monkey at the zoo
2) capture the bird, take it to one of his restaurants, make fried "chicken"
3) catch it, wrap it in duct tape with a stick of TNT, some nitroglycerine, etc., use it as a suppository on another monster
 

John

Home of The Admiral
Staff member
1) fling it back at the bird like a monkey at the zoo
2) capture the bird, take it to one of his restaurants, make fried "chicken"
3) catch it, wrap it in duct tape with a stick of TNT, some nitroglycerine, etc., use it as a suppository on another monster
Haha...I have a feeling a certain Gray Witch would be a bit peeved if death occurred. And seeing as how she still contains part of The Knowledge, it might not be wise to tempt fate. Haha
 

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