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We're writing a scene about a particular (unnamed crow) who shits on Bert. What should he do in retaliation?
Haha...I have a feeling a certain Gray Witch would be a bit peeved if death occurred. And seeing as how she still contains part of The Knowledge, it might not be wise to tempt fate. Haha1) fling it back at the bird like a monkey at the zoo
2) capture the bird, take it to one of his restaurants, make fried "chicken"
3) catch it, wrap it in duct tape with a stick of TNT, some nitroglycerine, etc., use it as a suppository on another monster