Ononokin: Other Tales in Ononokin
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Ononokin: Other Tales in Ononokin (4 book series)
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by John P. Logsdon (Author) , Christopher P. Young (Author)
From Book 1: A touching tale of unlikely friends and the jerk who tries to kill them.
Please note that these are not kids books! They contain adult themes, adult humor, and mild adult language.

Paulie Vergen is your average, everyday vampire. He's short, overweight, balding, and has only one fang. He's also a bit lacking in the realm of self-confidence.

Life was what it was for Paulie until the day a newly infected werewolf landed on his doorstep. That day launched the one (and only, to point) adventure that Paulie had ever had...and it was a doozy.

Since new werewolves suffer from amnesia when in human form, Paulie calls the man Burt Biscuits--he's Mr. Biscuits when in doggie mode. It should also be noted that in the land of Ononokin, werewolves change every night except when there's a full moon. That's the time when they retain their human physicality and do their best to procreate.

It's weird.

Now, Paulie must help Burt get to Yezan, the land of the werewolves, in order to help the poor man get back his memories. It won't be an easy journey, though.

A notable assassin by the name of Stelan Bumache has been hired to kill Burt. More surprising, the person who hired him is the king of the werewolves!

Regardless, Paulie knows he can't abandon Burt to his fate, even though vampires and werewolves are inherently sworn enemies. He'll need to dig deep and push himself like he's never done before. He can only hope he'll be able to navigate the treacherous path across Ononokin while avoiding attempts from Stelan Bumache to kill both him and Mr. Biscuits...

Here's what Amazon readers are saying:
★★★★★ ‘This is a delightful universe, with a weary but feisty old wizard, his nemesis who is a former student, unexpectedly topsy-turvy characters, and wildly imaginative sources of magical power! Yes, an adult fairy tale alright, with hints of nightly activities that we wouldn't want to explain to children. ;)’

★★★★★ ‘Great book and a hilarious read. I couldn't put it down and loved the characters. It is a must read for any fantasy reader out there.’

★★★★★ ‘I'm a sucker for kind heroes and imaginative worlds. This has it in spades.’

★★★★★ ‘I have read Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, and A. Lee Martinez and I would rank this among those books. I laughed so hard a few times people around me asked what the book was about and enjoyed the book as much as I did after reading it. I highly recommend purchasing this book!'

★★★★★ ‘This truly inspired fantasy creation of sheer genius left me awestruck, for it was unexpectedly exceptional and just brilliant.’

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Books in this series (4 books)
1
The Full Moon Event (Ononokin: Other Tales in Ononokin Book 1)
by John P. Logsdon (Author) , Christopher P. Young (Author)
4.5 4.5 out of 5 stars 133 4.1 on Goodreads 207 ratings
A touching tale of unlikely friends and the jerk who tries to kill them.
Please note that these are not kids books! They contain adult themes, adult humor, and mild adult language.

Paulie Vergen is your average, everyday vampire. He's short, overweight, balding, and has only one fang. He's also a bit lacking in the realm of self-confidence.

Life was what it was for Paulie until the day a newly infected werewolf landed on his doorstep. That day launched the one (and only, to point) adventure that Paulie had ever had...and it was a doozy.

Since new werewolves suffer from amnesia when in human form, Paulie calls the man Burt Biscuits--he's Mr. Biscuits when in doggie mode. It should also be noted that in the land of Ononokin, werewolves change every night except when there's a full moon. That's the time when they retain their human physicality and do their best to procreate.

It's weird.

Now, Paulie must help Burt get to Yezan, the land of the werewolves, in order to help the poor man get back his memories. It won't be an easy journey, though.

A notable assassin by the name of Stelan Bumache has been hired to kill Burt. More surprising, the person who hired him is the king of the werewolves!

Regardless, Paulie knows he can't abandon Burt to his fate, even though vampires and werewolves are inherently sworn enemies. He'll need to dig deep and push himself like he's never done before. He can only hope he'll be able to navigate the treacherous path across Ononokin while avoiding attempts from Stelan Bumache to kill both him and Mr. Biscuits...

Here's what Amazon readers are saying:
★★★★★ ‘This is a delightful universe, with a weary but feisty old wizard, his nemesis who is a former student, unexpectedly topsy-turvy characters, and wildly imaginative sources of magical power! Yes, an adult fairy tale alright, with hints of nightly activities that we wouldn't want to explain to children. ;)’

★★★★★ ‘Great book and a hilarious read. I couldn't put it down and loved the characters. It is a must read for any fantasy reader out there.’

★★★★★ ‘I'm a sucker for kind heroes and imaginative worlds. This has it in spades.’

★★★★★ ‘I have read Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, and A. Lee Martinez and I would rank this among those books. I laughed so hard a few times people around me asked what the book was about and enjoyed the book as much as I did after reading it. I highly recommend purchasing this book!'

★★★★★ ‘This truly inspired fantasy creation of sheer genius left me awestruck, for it was unexpectedly exceptional and just brilliant.’

~~~~~

THOUSANDS OF READERS HAVE FOUND A HOME IN THE LAND OF ONONOKIN. JOIN THEM TODAY AND REDISCOVER THE MAGIC OF LAUGHTER!

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2
Bob the Zombie (Ononokin: Other Tales in Ononokin Book 2)
by John P. Logsdon (Author) , Christopher P. Young (Author)
4.4 4.4 out of 5 stars 116 4.0 on Goodreads 207 ratings
An adventurous tale about a zombie who just wants to get his hand back... Please note that these are not kids books! They contain adult themes, adult humor, and mild adult language.

Bob is a zombie who was just going about his business when a band of thieves stole his hand so they could make a batch of Elfagra in the Upperworld. It's bad enough that they've taken a part of his body for such a purpose, but one wrong move while attempting to make the concoction could cost Bob his life! Granted, he's technically undead, but this is the kind of mistake that would make him dead dead.

Modacio is a thief who made an enormous mistake on her last job. It was so bad, in fact, that it resulted in the Thieves Guild putting an incredibly high price on her head. Working with her partner in crime, an ogre named Kone, she sets into place a plan to deliver a gift to the head of the Guild. Success will take her off the Guild's Most Wanted list. Unfortunately, it means she'll need to take the hand of a zombie, get to the Upperworld, and make a working batch of Elfagra. She's not exactly fond of having to take the zombie's hand, but better his hand than her life.

Bob turns to his only real friend, Perkder Stonepebble. The two slap on disguises and begin a journey to the Upperworld, hoping to stop the thieves before it's too late...

Here's what Amazon readers are saying:

★★★★★ ‘This is a delightful universe, with a weary but feisty old wizard, his nemesis who is a former student, unexpectedly topsy-turvy characters, and wildly imaginative sources of magical power! Yes, an adult fairy tale alright, with hints of nightly activities that we wouldn't want to explain to children. ;)’

★★★★★ ‘Great book and a hilarious read. I couldn't put it down and loved the characters. It is a must read for any fantasy reader out there.’

★★★★★ ‘I'm a sucker for kind heroes and imaginative worlds. This has it in spades.’

★★★★★ ‘I have read Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, and A. Lee Martinez and I would rank this among those books. I laughed so hard a few times people around me asked what the book was about and enjoyed the book as much as I did after reading it. I highly recommend purchasing this book!'

★★★★★ ‘This truly inspired fantasy creation of sheer genius left me awestruck, for it was unexpectedly exceptional and just brilliant.’

~~~~~

THOUSANDS OF READERS HAVE FOUND A HOME IN THE LAND OF ONONOKIN. JOIN THEM TODAY AND REDISCOVER THE MAGIC OF LAUGHTER!

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$2.99

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3
Gappy's Gadgets (Ononokin: Other Tales in Ononokin Book 3)
by John P. Logsdon (Author) , Christopher P. Young (Author)
4.6 4.6 out of 5 stars 146 4.2 on Goodreads 171 ratings
An industrious gnome. A human-raised orc. A halfling mafia boss looking to sell protection.
Please note that these are not kids books! They contain adult themes, adult humor, and mild adult language.

Gappy Whirligig is an industrious gnome who has yet to reach the Age of Tinkering. He's 42. All he wants to do is build a flying contraption. Unfortunately, building such a device requires a fuel source that may make him explode, and the gnome town of Hubintegler has strict rules against inhabitants blowing themselves up prior to the age of 50.

But when Gappy finds himself suddenly alone in the world, he decides to leave Hubintegler's rules and regulations behind as he seeks to make his mark in the seedy city of Planoontik.

Now, he must find a place to set up shop, manage governmental bureaucracy, use the Rent-A-Friend service, and wrestle with the local halfling mafia (known as the Halfia) as they incessantly try to destroy his business. On top of that, Gappy ends up hiring an oversized orc who has a fierce appetite for pizza, and that ain't cheap.

Even worse, Gappy has fallen for a beautiful—but ruthless—owner of a competing engineering firm, and she has a strong reputation for crushing her competitors...

Here's what Amazon readers are saying:

★★★★★ ‘This is a delightful universe, with a weary but feisty old wizard, his nemesis who is a former student, unexpectedly topsy-turvy characters, and wildly imaginative sources of magical power! Yes, an adult fairy tale alright, with hints of nightly activities that we wouldn't want to explain to children. ;)’

★★★★★ ‘Great book and a hilarious read. I couldn't put it down and loved the characters. It is a must read for any fantasy reader out there.’

★★★★★ ‘I'm a sucker for kind heroes and imaginative worlds. This has it in spades.’

★★★★★ ‘I have read Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, and A. Lee Martinez and I would rank this among those books. I laughed so hard a few times people around me asked what the book was about and enjoyed the book as much as I did after reading it. I highly recommend purchasing this book!'

★★★★★ ‘This truly inspired fantasy creation of sheer genius left me awestruck, for it was unexpectedly exceptional and just brilliant.’

~~~~~

THOUSANDS OF READERS HAVE FOUND A HOME IN THE LAND OF ONONOKIN. JOIN THEM TODAY AND REDISCOVER THE MAGIC OF LAUGHTER!

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$3.99

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4
Star Dwarves (Ononokin: Other Tales in Ononokin Book 4)
by John P. Logsdon (Author) , Christopher P. Young (Author)
4.5 4.5 out of 5 stars 63 4.0 on Goodreads 52 ratings
Dwarves in Space!
Please note that these are not kids books! They contain adult themes, adult humor, and mild adult language.

The Underworld has always been the hub of technology in Ononokin, but up until now they could only dream of leaving the atmosphere.

When the gnome known as Buzzrigger Tinkerpop connects with an enterprising dwarf by the name of Kusdrin Chainhelm, the Dwarf Aeronautic Space Administration (DASA) is born. Their first rocket is called The Pointy Anvil and it's only a couple months away from liftoff.

The crew has been selected, training is underway, and they're in the final phase of fit and finish! Too bad there are often events that cause things to go awry, especially on Ononokin.

But when things get really out of hand, the crew of The Pointy Anvil might just find themselves entering an entirely new reality that is no longer part of Ononokin at all!

Here's what Amazon readers are saying:

★★★★★ ‘This is a delightful universe, with a weary but feisty old wizard, his nemesis who is a former student, unexpectedly topsy-turvy characters, and wildly imaginative sources of magical power! Yes, an adult fairy tale alright, with hints of nightly activities that we wouldn't want to explain to children. ;)’

★★★★★ ‘Great book and a hilarious read. I couldn't put it down and loved the characters. It is a must read for any fantasy reader out there.’

★★★★★ ‘I'm a sucker for kind heroes and imaginative worlds. This has it in spades.’

★★★★★ ‘I have read Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, and A. Lee Martinez and I would rank this among those books. I laughed so hard a few times people around me asked what the book was about and enjoyed the book as much as I did after reading it. I highly recommend purchasing this book!'

★★★★★ ‘This truly inspired fantasy creation of sheer genius left me awestruck, for it was unexpectedly exceptional and just brilliant.’

~~~~~

THOUSANDS OF READERS HAVE FOUND A HOME IN THE LAND OF ONONOKIN. JOIN THEM TODAY AND REDISCOVER THE MAGIC OF LAUGHTER!

See product details for:
Kindle Price
$3.99

Sold by: Amazon.com Services LLC

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More About the Authors
John P Logsdon
Biography

John was raised in the MD/VA/DC area of the United States. Growing up, John had a steady interest in writing stories, playing music, and tinkering with computers. He spent over 20 years working in the video games industry where he acted as designer, programmer, and producer on many online games.

He transitioned into being a full-time author in December of 2017, focusing on urban fantasy, science fiction, fantasy, and anything else that happens to tickle his imagination.

See all his books at JohnPLogsdon.com.
Christopher P. Young
Biography

I spent the majority of my childhood reading and writing science fiction while learning the craft of storytelling. As I got older, I found myself working in the video games industry, which helped me to understand the concept of design, structure, and layout. One of the key components of my style is humor. I can certainly create serious stories, and have plans to do just that, but I can't help but admit that working in comedy is a lot more fun.

Here are the worlds that I'm currently working in:

* Tales from the Land of Ononokin - comedic fantasy

* The Intergalactic Research Bureau - comedic s.f.

All of my books are published through Crimson Myth Press ( www.crimsonmyth.com ).

I live in Southern California (U.S.A.) with my wife and an ever-growing population of critters.